so i got bored and googled ‘animals people don’t really know about’ and shit what the HELL are these things
whats wrong with its teeth i dont understand
what is this even supposed to be
IS THAT A NOSE
THIS IS A MOTH BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A BIRD ????!?!?! i would shit my pants if i ever saw this
WHAT IS THIS
fuck it im done
every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue
it’s hard 2 be sad about ur body when you think of it as a landscape. you don’t criticise a mountain for being too big, or a valley for being too winding, and no one ever complains about the vastness of the sea. u are part of the earth and u are so beautiful friends.
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.